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Phone Senator Bernardi « MikeFitz with overflow bit set…

Phone Senator Bernardi

Mon 6 Jan 2014

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South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi (he of “gay marriage leads to bestiality” fame) seems to believe that Australian women are unable to make decisions regarding their bodies.  Maybe some ladies would like his contact details so they can refer their decisions to him?

Leave a comment below to let us all know what decisions you have referred to Senator Bernardi by phone.

Phone Senator Cory Bernardi at his Electorate office on 1300 880 569 or at his Canberra Parliamentary office on 02 6277 3278.
 
[CLICK TO ENLARGE] 
I’m going out for coffee. What would you like?
Hang on. I have to ask Senator Cory Bernardi.
Who’s that?
SA Senator who believes Australian women can’t make their own decisions. So…
whenever I have to decide something, I call his Electorate office on “1300 880 569″.
If he’s not there, I try his Canberra Parliamentary office on “02 6277 3278″.
Hello Cory. What coffee do I prefer?
Straight White.

Thanks to a real cartoonist, Stephanie McMillan, for the inspiration.

7 Responses to “Phone Senator Bernardi”

  1. sally Says:

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    Great cartoon! It’s been shared widely and perfectly captures the moment

  2. narelle smith Says:

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    Dear Senator Bernadi,

    Did i leave the iron switched on before i went to work?

    Please advise. Thanks.

  3. m Says:

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    I had to tell you that I just re-posted this on FB (yes, it’s making the rounds) and then I looked up and saw who I was re-posting. Small world! Hope you are well, Mike :)

  4. Liz McLennan Says:

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    Dear Senator Bernardi,

    I was told the other day your views belong back in the 1950’s. I beg to differ. Your views belong back in the times of my great-grandparents .. 1890’s. And even then my Great-grandmother had more freedom than you allow women of the 21st Century. You are a disgrace to Australian men!

  5. MikeFitz Says:

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    Of course, I’m not kidding myself that annoying Cory’s office staff will actually achieve anything. The real aim is to live in an Australia not governed by conservative crack-pots and the capitalists who control them.

    The government won’t change without millions of conversations with friends, workmates, neighbours, relatives. If cartoons like this can start those conversations…

  6. MikeFitz Says:

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    G’day M,

    Good to hear from you again. I must pay more attention to the blogosphere. :)

  7. MikeFitz Says:

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    On Twitter, this got retweeted and retweeted…

    https://twitter.com/MikeFitzAU/status/420038116678696960

    https://twitter.com/JointDestroyer/status/420057614299701248

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